Today I’m over at the The Insane Asylum where Mike asked three lady-bloggers some very provocative questions in his quest to learn What Women Want. Personal questions. And we answered HONESTLY.
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?
To see what Kristi, Joy, and yours truly told him, press HERE. Harder. Oh yeah, baby, Do. Not. Stop.
Beth Teliho 
I thought most woman want to make us sandwiches. Yes?
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PHIL! You’re terrible. Next you’ll tell you’ll put in the meat if I spread the buns. GAH.
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I need a cold shower now!
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*snicker snicker*
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I read Michael’s post word for word and it’s absolutely brilliant! Yourself , Joy and Kristi were amazing. I’ve been around the block several times. The only thing I would add is that women don’t want men to just listen…women want you to HEAR what the eff they are truly saying. It goes a long way in their hearts. IMO. Great post, Beth 🙂
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You are SO RIGHT, Mike! And don’t try to fix it, just listen to us vent. And really hear us. yes yes.
Love ya, Mike! Thanks so much!!
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Aaah haha can’t wait to read this… heading over now…
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Thanks, Aussa! Glad I didn’t disappoint with my answers..ha! It was fun to do.
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Awesome!
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Thanks Don!
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Women just want to wear nose rings and be vegans, right? Wait – there’s more? I’ll be right over…
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Yes, that’s 99% of it….but there’s a little more. LoL 😉
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Headed over to check it out now!
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Beth you, Joy and Kristi all kick donkey, and really hit this one out of the park. Thanks again so much for doing this with me and for actually bringing people to my blog.
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My pleasure, Mike! It was FUN.
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Very well done. Good grief, he didn’t give you three an easy ride, did he 😀
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I told you his questions were tough! Yeah, it was one of those things….answer truthfully, but also be careful, ya know?
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Wise lady. Definitely a time to be circumspect.
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Loved the responses. Left a comment to your comment over there 😉
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Thank you, Kenya! xo
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Super!
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Thanks, buddy! I appreciate you reading!
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This was impressive, thanks for speaking on behalf of the fairer sex. I started dating my husband in 1985, which is like, eons ago. I forgot how long it took me to train him!!
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hahaha Jill! You’re so funny. You’re right though, it’s like when you have a puppy. When they’re all grown up and not peeing on the floor anymore, you sort of forget about that “breaking in” period.
Thank you for reading. xo
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HAHAHA! But um, what’s up with Phil’s sandwiches? I like a good sammich. LOVE YOU MUCHO FRIEND!!!!
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The feeling is mutual, MWA!!! You’re awesome, Kristi.
And I have no idea what the dealio is with Phil and his sex sammies. It’s an intriguing idea, especially coupled with a massage. I do like a good pb&j.
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Stopping by for the first time. Thanks for visiting Dana’s guest post today. She’s awesome and obviously has excellent taste in bloggy buddies! Loved your answers at The Insane Asylum. I’m right with ya. Give me long, lean muscles any day of the week!
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Cool, thanks so much for stopping by, Nicole! I love Dana, I’ll follow her posts anywhere! She’s awesome.
Woop to long and lean! YUM.
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Really interesting read… I have to confess I’m not entirely sure how I feel about the concept, mostly because I feel pretty strongly that the idea that “women” (or men for that matter) all want the same things is bonkers and potentially detrimental to us all. That said, all of your answers were funny and honest and awesome, so there’s that! 😉
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You’re absolutely right about that, Claire! I think there might be some safe generalizations, but, women are unique in there wants/needs for sure!
This post was all in fun. What’s wild, though, is that none of us bloggers on his site knew the other was doing this interview, and our answers are shockingly similar!
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I noticed that! I think one of the reasons I always react against things like that is that my answers are inevitably so different to any other women’s… and I’m not quite sure what that says 😉
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Well now I must know….how would your answers have differed??? That is, of course, if you’re up to sharing! I’m genuinely intrigued, though.
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I’ll always share! Let me look at the questions again and have a think…
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YIPPEEEE! You’re so awesome! Can’t wait…..
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Oh, good lord. This should be interesting.
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*giggles* You made me laugh…
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A foot rub and a nap? Oh – and a glass of pinot!
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I really could have just stopped there, right? That might be next next “Beth day” request. Foot rub, nap, and wine….and maybe some chocolate too. Sent from my iPhone
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I finally got over to read this today and have to say that you answered just as I expected you would. God love a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it! It was splendid fun!
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YAY! So glad you enjoyed it. It was splendid fun to do! You are the 2nd person that said I answered exactly how they thought I would–haha! Sent from my iPhone
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Beth, I think if real men want to know what real women want then your hubby could probably become an overnight success just writing about you and your marriage…he must be a legend! (onya buddy, respect!) REDdog
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Hey tattoo. I showed my husband your comment at 6:30 this morning. I’m pretty sure he was strutting a little after he read it. As if he needs a bigger ego….GAH. juuuuust kidding. 🙂
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hahaha that picture though! This was fun, and I was totally wondering what WE could now ask Michael, but I think we learned a lot already during his recent post about prison sex. And you know….he also talked about prison sex on New Year’s Eve. Just pointing that out.
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We should ask him about his fascination with prison sex. He mentioned lesbian prison sex, too, in the comment section of the post with us. RED FLAG.
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As usual you were fabulous, and funny…thanks for the chuckle 🙂
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Aw, thank you, Donna! Glad it gave you a laugh. 🙂
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Beth, your answers made me laugh out loud several times, and I found myself nodding too. 🙂
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Hi Lynne! so glad this post gave you a chuckle! Thanks for reading. xoxo
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Haha… this is how one of my friends describes how she feels about a guy she’s dating. Either he gets her lady parts excited or he doesn’t.
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LOL that’s funny. That pretty much sums it up, though, doesn’t it? Pretty good qualifier!
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