Most of you know I started this blog a couple years ago to build a platform, but after about three months, my motive flipped on its head when I fell head-over-heels for this new (to me) and exciting method of writing. Now? I blog for the love of it. It’s cathartic, fun, and I adore the community.
Some readers are here for my blog silliness. Others showed up after Order of Seven published and are here for book news. Only interested in blog content? Look right and you’ll see the “blog only” sign up, which you may already be subscribed to.
But for those interested in book news, I have something special for you.
**A Sparkly Newsletter**
((those yellow words are a link to the sign up if you want to skip the rest and just do it because you’re that awesome))
Why would I want to subscribe to another damn email list, Beth?
I’ll tell you why: it’s not “a list”, it’s THE LIST, because I’m not sharing book info anywhere else.
As a subscriber to my newsletter, you’ll receive: exclusive content; updates on upcoming books; heads-up on contests and giveaways; and random other bits of awesomeness.
But that’s not all! Order now and you’ll get this fancy set of Ginsu knives… oops, wrong ad.
But that’s not all! How about a contest….NOW. *throws confetti* I’ll collect emails for the next ten weeks-ish, and on February 17th (because seven), I’ll randomly draw a winner.
The winner will receive:
*Two Oo7 bookmarks, one of which will be signed by yours truly
*The first or last name (their choice) of the winner will be in Book 2, to be used at my discretion (i.e. it may be a place OR a character OR a specific thing, depending on what works best)
*A FREE ebook copy of Book 2
What are you waiting for? In the words of Fat Bastard:
To be in the know and have a chance to win, simply chant “I want to be special. I want to be a bad ass,” and then sign up here>> secret circle newsletter
Thank you in advance! This will be a fun ride, people. I promise.
FFRISTTTTTTTT!!!
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BOOM. Damn, you’re good!
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I woke up from a nap to discover an email JUST IN, and whizzed over to stake claim to it 😉
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good on you. ohhhhh nap…sounds good.
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Nap was necessary. I have a cold and am babysitting soon. Like, I need to leave now *sadface*
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oh poor Lizzi! No to a cold! BOO. Feel better soon.
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I will. I’m snuggled up in front of a fire, and there’s a little black cat sleeping on the end of the sofa (FAR FAR AWAY FROM ME so I don’t get allergic)
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Ohhh ME! ME! PICK ME! *signs up*
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I would die! can you imagine?
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Yeah I probably should be disqualified under the same kinds of reasons that people who belong to the employees of places which do awesome prizes DON’T get to join in…
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pffffft PULEEZE. (((although I will disqualify you on the grounds that you’re already getting all those things. What?? did I just say that out loud?! #benefitsofblogwives))
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Ohhhhh that’s SO AWESOME! And…uh… *glinty eyes* #benefitsofblogwives is a Thing? WELL WELL WELL!!!!
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OF COURSE IT’S A THING
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*punches the air*
Waaaaaiiiit a second…that sounds like there’s implicit reciprocity…I’ll have to think about just what…
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Ohhh…I want in!!!!
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I want you in too! (that sounded pornographic, which exactly how I mean it)
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All signed up 🙂
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YIPPPEEEEE!!! THANKS!
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I am special and I am a badass! Wait…was that right???
I’m so in!
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EXACTLY RIGHT!!! Wooo hoo thank you!
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Helllooo Sandy! Just wanted to say hi 🙂
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Hehe..I signed up months ago. And I got something better…I got to meet you in REAL. 😉
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Yes! that was AMAZING! 🙂
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I’m only going to enter the contest if you promise to use my alias name… Chica Banana.😄
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hahahaha I SO PROMISE!!!! That would be hysterical.
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So am I signed up or do I have to do a thing?
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you have to hit that link at the end of my post and put in your email address. If you did that, you’re in, baby!
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Clearly, I do not pay attention…oh hey, is that a bunny?
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hahaha
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I’m all up in you bell-y! What I mean is I don’t think people use this classic movie phrase nearly enough. And whenever I try to drop it into casual conversation people look at me like I’m weird. Maybe it’s because I haven’t mastered the Scottish brogue yet. Oh yeah, of course I signed up for your email, duh. And I’m totally gonna win. And your book will be titled “The Life of Gretchen” or “The Curse of Gretchen” or “Forrest Gretchen” all because I will WIN and who wouldn’t want the melodious name Gretchen in their book???
Seriously, if I “win” *wink wink* I would never make you use Gretchen. Unless your book happens to have a broad shouldered German woman with a hairy mole on her face. In which case you will obviously want to use my name.
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BWAHAHAHAH OMG that last paragraph made me literally LOL! You’re crazy and I love you for it. *hugs you hard and kisses your cheek* (she said hard)
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I love you, GKelly.
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You had me at awesome! Of course I’m in.
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YAY, thank you, Dana! ❤ yer face so much.
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Just like you, Beth, to go and break Mailchimp! Well played.
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ha! I know! WTF…they couldn’t handle me, I guess. Few can. I’m a force. (sarcasm!) it’s back up now, btw! Subscribe away!
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OMG…I have gone into hermit mode for the last two months. SO happy to read your words, and all of the hilarious comments. You are one special chica, Beth!
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Hi gorgeous! Great to see you! Trust me, I understand hermit mode! love yer face xoxoxo
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I WANT THE GINSU KNIVES!
Just kidding! All signed up. xoxoxoxo
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LOL ya goof. Thanks for signing up, sweet SW. ❤
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*runs in excited circles*
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I am woman. Hear me roar!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you and yours!
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Holy shiznit! Mathair and I are signing up right now!!! Hope you had a Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Years, Bethie.
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yay, thank you! Hope your holiday was wonderful too! xoxo
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By far the best giveaway ever since the Charleston Riverdogs tried to give away a vasectomy at a baseball game.
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You need a Mikey. I give full permission to be as stereotyped as you need. I already have a horrible literature legacy as ‘a bitchy guy named “Austin”‘ in Dempsey’s memoir, “Castles in the Sand,” so I give freely now. That’s right, use me, I make a great supporting character.
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Hi Beth!
I’m in, I am a badass and I wanna be in your book. ❤
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