What do tofu and dildos have in common?
They’re both meat substitutes.
Okay, sorry. That was terrible. But I had to get the naughty out of my system – I’m over at Past My Curfew today because Mike was
drunk generous enough invite me over to play. I wanted to behave myself over there at his awesome blog. I think I did. Maybe.
You be the judge.
Do it. There’s another joke and everything. Go here.