Here’s how the convo went down between me and the lovely Helena:
Helena: Would you be interested in hosting the end of my six-part love story?
Me: Of course!
GIVE ME THE SEX SCENE That will be lovely to have you GIVE ME THE SEX SCENE on my blog. I just caught up on parts 1 – 4 and can’t wait for part 5 GIVE ME THE SEX SCENE.
Helena: Awesome! I feel like your blog would be great for the
hot steamy writhing sex finale.
Me: Ooooh, finale. I like that word. It’s sort of like climax. I get
to the climax. Yum.
And that’s how Part 6 ended up here. I hope you enjoyed that glimpse of my professionalism. If you haven’t been following the story, please don’t skip the
foreplay beginning. This is a luxurious six-course meal, after all. Allow me to wet your appetite:
Appetizer: Lizzi “Hunting and Gathering in the Modern Age, or, The Quest for Red Grapefruit Juice”
Salad: Gretchen “Bad Behavior”
Meat: Samara “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want”
Vegetables: Mandi “One Night in Bangkok, Or, Quite Possibly My Last First Date”
Cappuccino: Hayley “I Put a Spell on You, or, Quite Possibly the Last First Kiss”
And, finally, your dessert. Enjoy.
I couldn’t be more excited for my guest today,
To say this woman is multi-talented would be an understatement. Her blog is not only filled with posts about all aspects of writing, but also personal stories, editing advice, book reviews, and author interviews. She’s also an accomplished author herself, and a freelance editor…you know… in her spare time. The best part, though, is the fact that she’s approachable, funny, and supportive. If you don’t know of her already, I encourage you to visit her blog STAT!
Without further ado, I leave in you Jeri’s capable hands. (more…)
What do tofu and dildos have in common?
They’re both meat substitutes.
Okay, sorry. That was terrible. But I had to get the naughty out of my system – I’m over at Past My Curfew today because Mike was
drunk generous enough invite me over to play. I wanted to behave myself over there at his awesome blog. I think I did. Maybe.
You be the judge.
Do it. There’s another joke and everything. Go here.
Today I’m over at the The Insane Asylum where Mike asked three lady-bloggers some very provocative questions in his quest to learn What Women Want. Personal questions. And we answered HONESTLY.
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?
To see what Kristi, Joy, and yours truly told him, press HERE. Harder. Oh yeah, baby, Do. Not. Stop.