life is stranger than fiction

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire!

Truth is stranger than fiction!

I’d call it stealing if I hadn’t received permission, but would’ve done it regardless because it’s brilliant and ridiculous fun! In honor of Aussa over at Hacker, Ninja, Hooker, Spy, I bring you my own truth/lie post:

Five of the following facts about me are the truth. One is NOT. Can you guess which one is the lie? (Friends of mine who read my blog….no cheating!)

1. I once won $1,000 with a scratch off lottery ticket.
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2. I’ve been sky diving.

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Like this. But with screaming and vomit

3. I was expelled from High School my Senior year.

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I was probably headed here

4. I graduated college Cum Laude.

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Turns out I DO have a brain!

5. I had my first cigarette at the age of eight.

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got a light?

6. I once had my tongue pierced

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cuz I always make awesome decisions

That’s it, folks! Can you guess the fib? Do you have any truths that are stranger than fiction? Can’t wait to hear your guesses!